Things that make you go WTF?

Have you ever thought to yourself how illegal your sex life actually is? Probably not. You would never think that that a blowjob or masturbation was illegal. Well little did you know, it actually is "YIKES!" Below are some weird sex laws in the U.S.:

In Utah, adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.

In Massachusetts, at a rodeo it is illegal to have sex with a rodeo clown in the presance of horses.

In Hastings, Nebraska, the owner of every hotel is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission

In Deadwood, South Dakota, dresses that show the ankles or higher are illegal. (Dress must cover ankles)

In Georgia, it is illegal to purchase or possess marital aides (vibrators, dildos, etc.)

In Colorado, it is against the law to kiss a sleeping woman

All bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts, in Illinois.

In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

In Utah, sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy.

Things that make you go "WTF?" I can tell you right now, I've broken several of these laws. I'm bad to the bone honey. Ba ba ba ba bad!

&hearts Tesha